Community · S05E12 · 2014-04-10
Basic Story
Written by Carol Kolb. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar.
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The institution goes on the market
NewsRadio S02E11 “Station Sale” — Ownership changes hands over the heads of the people who live inside the institution, and the first reaction is fear of dispersal.
The buyer would convert the format, not just the ownership
NewsRadio S02E11 “Station Sale” — The threat is not that the building closes. It is that the building stays and stops meaning what it meant.
The new owner absorbs the existing people
NewsRadio S02E11 “Station Sale” — Survival is offered on the condition of becoming part of the thing that replaced you.
The ensemble claims unity, then fractures
NewsRadio S02E11 “Station Sale” — A shared threat produces competing individual strategies before it produces a collective one.
A deadline, then a procedural escape that makes no business sense
NewsRadio S02E11 “Station Sale” — Both institutions are saved by something technically valid whose comic value comes from how badly it fits ordinary business logic.
The sale exposes who the ensemble actually is
NewsRadio S02E11 “Station Sale” — The institution turns out to be the people, which is what makes losing the building intolerable.
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“Are we sure we can't stop the school from being sold to Subway? I'm afraid so, Chang.”
“And that's Russell Borchert.”
“Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law? It's essentially the same, I'm sur…”
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S05E12 lines L235–L248
Well, if it's any consolation, this is the last time that will ever happen.
I know how to save Greendale.
Treasure.
Buried treasure.
Okay, I'm tapped.
We all wish we could do something, Annie, but I think that concludes the last meeting of the Save Greendale Committee, the committee that did its darnedest.
Are we sure we can't stop the school from being sold to Subway? I'm afraid so, Chang.
mirrors the plot of Established interpretation
The institution goes on the market. Ownership changes hands over the heads of the people who live inside the institution, and the first reaction is fear of dispersal.
Okay, I just wanted to make sure.
Ha-ha, screw you guys.
It's time to get paid.
$5 $5 footlong Any, any, any, 5 $5 footlong Any, any, any, 5 Chang just unexpectedly betrayed the group for the last time.
Greendale is going to make a great Subway sandwich university.
You know, research shows most of your graduates end up working for our restaurants anyway.
S05E12 lines L278–L302
This was gonna help me get organized.
Aw.
Where should we start? Should we pack up these pictures? They're not really mine.
They're Greendale history.
Here's our 1987 civil rights march.
This was when we started offering Photoshop classes.
And that's Russell Borchert.
mirrors the plot of Established interpretation
A deadline, then a procedural escape that makes no business sense. Both institutions are saved by something technically valid whose comic value comes from how badly it fits ordinary business logic.
"Borchert, Borchert, loved computers" Yes, yes, "more than women's butts or hooters.
" Very mature, you two.
Was there any truth to that legend? The legend that a Greendale computer professor made love to a computer and died of the first computer virus? Sure.
The truth is, Greendale had a computer professor.
By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius.
He has sex with one computer, and that's his legacy? So after all my work, how will I be remembered? The bald Dean with glasses, I guess.
Are you aware there's an engraved plate on this frame that says "the truth is behind this picture"? Of course I'm aware, Abed.
I'm not an idiot.
Whoa, wait.
It meant literally? What is it? I understand you were teaching Fundamentals of Law here.
Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law? It's essentially the same, I'm sure, just a bit more focused.
mirrors the plot of Established interpretation
The new owner absorbs the existing people. Survival is offered on the condition of becoming part of the thing that replaced you.
Here.
That's a subway black card.
It entitles you to $5 footlongs for life.
For life, Mr.
Winger, for life.
- Hey.