L1Dean Pelton
Good morning. How do we turn this off? Can you help me turn this off? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. How do we turn this off? Can you help me with this? Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I didn't mean to snap.
L2Abed
I'm only half Arabic, actually. My dad is Palestinian. He's a U.S. citizen, he's not a threat to national security or anything. Lot of people want to know after they meet him because he has angry energy. Not like angry at America, just angry at my mom for leaving. Although she did leave because he was angry. And he was angry because she's American. My name's Abed, by the way.
L3Jeff
Abed, nice to know you and then meet you, in that order. Now about that question that I had?
L4Abed
Oh, uh five after eleven when you asked.
L7Jeff
What's the deal with the hot girl from Spanish class? I can't find a road in there.
L8Abed
Well, I only talked to her once while she was borrowing a pencil. Her name is Britta, she's 28, birthday in October, she has two older brothers and one of them works with children who have a disorder I might wanna look up. Oh, and she thinks she's gonna flunk tomorrow's test so she really needs to focus and she's sorry if that makes her seem cold.
Claude, Brandon's methodconfirmed: confirmed, described later
abed reels off britta's age, birthday and history after one conversation. established here, and it is the thing he calls being a student of human character in debate 109
Checked against the scripts. This is the first demonstration of the ability, before the show has a word for it. S01E09 L116 supplies the phrase when the group accuses him of witchcraft and he answers "I'm a student of human character", then L117 "I know you guys all so well I can predict your behavior." Brandon marked that S01E09 beat as Abed becoming the narrator. The Pilot is where the ability is shown and left unexplained.
L9Jeff
Holy crap. Abed, I see your value now.
L10Abed
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
L12Jeff
If these guys knew you like I did, they would have given you a small office.
L13Duncan
Jeff Winger, genius at law.
L14Jeff
You gotta stop saying that.
L15Duncan
I will never do that. Sit down. I still cannot figure out how you got a jury to connect September the 11<sup>th</sup> with my DUI, let alone why that helped.
L16Jeff
Well, 2002 was a simpler time.
L17Duncan
So, what is my lawyer doing here?
L19Duncan
Well, that cannot be an inspiring journey.
L20Jeff
Uh, I am...I am in a bit of a jam. The state bar has suspended my license. Uh, they found out my college degree was less than legitimate.
L21Duncan
Well, I thought you had a bachelor's from Columbia.
Claude, Brandon's methodconfirmed: confirmed, the series engine
the fake columbia degree. this is the engine, it runs all six seasons and every time jeff nearly escapes greendale it drags him back
Checked against the scripts. The single biggest seed in the episode and it is a throwaway in a favour conversation. It returns as plot, not as reference: S01E21 L381 "You got caught with a fake degree", S01E24 L25 "I'm on a tight, four-year schedule to replace my bachelor's", S03E15 L259 "I got my fake bachelor's degree, and then I cheated on the LSAT", S03E22 L26 "I am here to replace my fake bachelor's so I can get back to my life as a lawyer", S04E05 L230 "I'm a lawyer who faked a bachelor's degree and practiced law for seven years before I got caught", and S05E01 L23 is still pointing at it, "the bachelor's degree on the wall." Six seasons off one line.
L22Jeff
Now I have to get one from America.
L24Jeff
And it can't be an e-mail attachment.
L25Duncan
Well, you've picked a fine school.
L26Jeff
Yes and I'm hoping that our friendship will yield certain advantages. You know, academic guidance...
L28Jeff
...moral support...every answer to every test for every one of the classes that I'm taking. Uh, here's my schedule.
L29Duncan
Now, Jeff, just by asking that you have insulted the integrity of this entire institution.
L30Duncan
Oi! Waster! Not a bathroom! Not a bathroom!
L31Jeff
Okay. Duncan, you did seem less into integrity the day that I convinced twelve of your peers that when you made that U-turn on the freeway and tried to order chalupas from the emergency call box that your only real crime was loving America.
L32Duncan
Well, I...I do love America. I love it very much.
L34Duncan
I love chalupas...
L36Duncan
I'll look into it.
L37Jeff
Thank you. Duncan, you are a good man.
L38Duncan
Jeff, are you familiar with the adage "Cheaters never prosper?"
L39Jeff
No...and if I wanted to learn something, I wouldn't have come to community college.
L41Britta
Yeah, don't hit on me, okay?
L42Jeff
Whoa, I wouldn't dream of it.
L43Jeff
I just wanted to let you know about my Spanish study group.
L44Britta
Oh, whoa, whoa. The guy who's playing "Bejeweled" on his iPhone all class has a study group? Can I sign up twice?
L45Jeff
I'm taking the class as an easy credit. I'm actually a Spanish tutor. Board certified.
L46Britta
Can you say that in Spanish now?
L47Jeff
''Duermo tarde español, una hora más, no rayar mi coche.''
L48Britta
I really need help with Spanish.
L49Jeff
Yeah, I was willing to bet. I'm Jeff. Or ''Jefe.'' The group meets at the library at 4.
L51Jeff
You're gonna be there? ''Paquito más''...that means, "See you there."
L52Jeff
Shouldn't be too hard to fake a study group, right?
Claude, Brandon's methodconfirmed: confirmed, pays off inside the episode
first of many things jeff makes up that turn real. the study group is a lie he tells to get britta and it outlives him
Checked against the scripts. The lie is stated here and confessed at L270 on this sheet, "I don't have a study group Pierce. I made it up", then immediately generalised at L271, "Made it up. That's what I do. I make things up. And I got paid a lot of money to do it." The group survives the confession, which is the whole premise: the fake thing becomes the real thing. Same shape as the fake degree at L21, told twenty-nine lines earlier.
L54Jeff
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. I was raised on TV, and I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.
L55Lunch lady
Were you conditioned to pay for your damn tacos, SeinFIELD?
L56Jeff
Yes. I'm so sorry. It's "Sein''FELD ''".
L57Jeff
Bienvenidos...bienvenidos...
L58Britta
Yeah, the whole room.
L59Jeff
Here's the, uh, contact sheet. Just put your stuff there. That's...man, the rest of the group is running late. But you and I can get acquainted.
L60Britta
You may have noticed this morning, not so good at the small talk.
L61Jeff
Yeah, I like big talk. What's your deal?
L62Britta
That's not small talk?
L63Jeff
What's your deal and is God dead?
L64Britta
All right, you wanna know my deal?
L66Britta
I dropped out of high school because I thought for some reason it would impress Radiohead.
L67Jeff
You'd be surprised what gets back to those guys.
L68Britta
I joined the Peace Corps. I did a little foot modeling. I got tear gassed at a world trade rally.
L70Britta
Ha. And I guess, Jeff, my deal is, above all else, honesty.
L72Britta
Yeah. You tell me the truth, I will like you. You lie to me, I will never talk to you again. That's my deal.
L73Jeff
That's a good deal.
L74Britta
So, what's your deal?
L75Jeff
Uh, I would have to go, I would have to say, um, honesty. Because I would say anything to get what I want, and I want you to like me so, uh...
L76Britta
Well, that's a very honest answer. All right, for now, I like you fine.
L77Jeff
Really? Wow. You're easy.
L79Britta
Abed in the house! Whoo!
L84Abed
Britta invited me. Is that cool?
L85Jeff
Oh, I can't think of a single, logical reason why not.
L87Jeff
There you go. Oh, hey, here. Put your contact info down right there. That's right.
L88Abed
Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Hey, this is kind of like Breakfast Club, huh?
L89Britta
We are in a library.
L90Abed
Yeah, I'm sure we've each got an issue balled up inside that would make us cry if we talked about it.
L91Britta
Do you have something balled up inside you?
L92Abed
Oh, I got a little doozy in the chamber of things get emotional.
L93Abed
Hey, text message. Let's give this bad boy a read.
L94Jeff
Uh, it's probably just for you.
L95Abed
I've never gotten one of these.
L96Jeff
Uh, it's probably...You just...It's just for your eyes.
L97Abed
'Say you have to pee. I need to talk to you.'
L99Abed
'Say you have to pee. I need to talk to you.'
L100Jeff
Yeah. Do you have to pee?
L101Abed
No. That's so weird.
L102Jeff
Well, I'm stumped. That's very creepy.
L103Abed
That makes two of us.
L105Abed
Does it say you have to pee?
L106Jeff
No, it's just someone with a misguided grasp of abbreviation. I just need five minutes, you guys. So go ahead and study all the verbs in Spanish.
L109Britta
What's your read on that guy?
L111Duncan
Just act natural, pretend you're watching the athletic proceedings.
L112Jeff
You couldn't stop me from watching them. There's a guy trying out for track team that is older than the game of poker. He's kind of trucking.
L113Duncan
Suppose I was to say to you it was possible to get those test answers.
L114Jeff
I would say go for that...and could have said so in a text.
L115Duncan
I'm asking if you know the difference between right and wrong.
L116Jeff
I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative, and in either case, booyah.
L117Duncan
Oh. Interesting. It's just, the average person has a much harder time saying 'booyah' to moral relativism.
L118Jeff
Duncan, you don't have to play shrink to protect your pride. I accept you're chicken.
L119Duncan
Are you trying to use reverse psychology on a psychologist?
L120Jeff
No, I'm just using regular psychology on a spineless British twit.
L121Duncan
I'm a professor. You can't talk to me that way!
L122Jeff
A 6-year-old girl could talk to you that way.
L123Duncan
Yes, because that would be adorable!
L124Jeff
No, because you're a 5-year-old girl, and there's a pecking order.
L125Duncan
Fine, I'll do it!
L127Duncan
Yeah, with pleasure! Bye! Yes, good! Why am I still shouting? I'm drawing attention to myself.
L128Jeff
You guys aren't going to believe this but...the rest of the group is here.
L129Pierce
Are you the board-certified tutor?
L130Troy
That means you do my homework, right, Seacrest?
L131Shirley
I need to call my babysitter if we gonna be late.
L132Annie
What board certifies a tutor?
L134Abed
Not sure but I invited more people from Spanish class. Is that cool?
L135Jeff
It's...the...coolest. I'm...gonna go to the bathroom...and bring my jacket, wallet and keys with me in case there's a fire.
L136Shirley
Should we go with him?
L137Troy
Gonna leave my homework with "" over here.
L138Shirley
That's borderline racist I think.
L141Britta
Now you know. I'm a smoker.
L142Jeff
Yeah, but they're filtered, so that makes them safe.
L143Britta
You ready to get started? Looks like the rest of your group showed up.
L144Jeff
Yeah, not mine actually. I think Abed took out a page on Craigslist. And I was trained never to say this, but I think that group may be untutorable.
L146Jeff
So, uh, why don't you and I go study over...
L149Britta
I think, actually, we should prioritize here and study first and then go to dinner. And if they really prove to be untutorable, we'll slip out early.
L150Jeff
Oh, they will be untutorable.
L151Jeff
All right. Look at this crew. All ready to study all night.
L152Shirley
I can stay at least till 10.
L153Jeff
But who studies with strangers, right? My name is Jeff.
L154Pierce
Jeff, it's a pleasure. My name is Pierce Hawthorne. And, yes, that is Hawthorne as in Hawthorne Wipes the award-winning moist towelette.
Claude, Brandon's methodconfirmed: confirmed, in 9 episodes
hawthorne wipes. pierce's moist towelette empire, first mention. comes back as the will, the factory, and his dad
Checked against the scripts. Introduced as a boast and it becomes Pierce's entire backstory. S03E01 L208 the spokesman and rap artist Sugar Cube, S03E11 L136 "Shirley, Hawthorne wipes fired me", S03E14 L16 "The dried-up heir to a moist towelette empire", S03E20 L78 his father, "in 1980, you said that video games, not moist towelettes, were the business of the future", S03E22 L22, S04E08 L262 where it sponsors the Sadie Hawkins dance, and S05E04 L329 where the will leaves Troy shares "currently valued at $14."
L155Jeff
I was just gonna ask.
L156Pierce
I'm also a toastmaster so maybe I should do the introductions.
L158Pierce
You know Brittles.
L160Pierce
Ay-bed. Ay-bed the Arab. Is that inappropriate?
L162Pierce
Roy, Roy, the wonder boy.
L164Pierce
Little Princess Elizabeth.
L166Pierce
And, finally, this beautiful creature is named Shirley.
L167Jeff
Is that even close?
L168Annie
I'd like to know why I had to find out about this group on accident.
L169Abed
Oh, this is getting way more like "" now.
L170Pierce
There's breakfast?
L171Britta
Okay, um, maybe we should get started...
L172Jeff
You know, I've been a part of a lot of study groups that fell apart because of unresolved tension. Shouldn't we address Annie's concern? Did we not invite her?
L173Shirley
Well, Annie, sweetie, it's not behind your back we just didn't really think about you...
L174Annie
Can we stop with the 'pumpkins' and the 'sweeties'? Being younger does not make me inferior. If anything, your age indicates that you've made bad life decisions.
L176Jeff
Shirley has a response to that.
L177Shirley
No, no, no. I don't.
L178Troy
It looks like you do.
L179Jeff
Shirley, go ahead.
L180Shirley
Okay, okay. Um...I'm sure I've made some...some bad life decisions. And maybe Annie's decisions will be better...uh...but I think she needs to decide whether she wants to be considered a child or an adult, because children get pity, but not respect, and adults, they get respect but they also get the back of their head grabbed and their face pushed through jukeboxes.
L181Britta
Okay! Why don't we try learning "jukebox" in Spanish?
L182Shirley
What are you doing?!
L183Jeff
Pierce! Let's discuss this creepiness.
L185Britta
What are you doing?
L186Jeff
I'm certified. Are you unaware that Shirley finds your advances inappropriate?
L188Shirley
You have been sexually harassing me since the very first day of class.
L189Pierce
Sexually harassing? What? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass somebody who turns me on?
L190Troy
Saying she turns you on is the harassment, dude!
L191Pierce
Hey! I am a prominent business leader and a highly sought after dinner guest and I will not take courting advice from some teenage boy.
L192Troy
Well, this teenage boy is a quarterback and a prom king.
Claude, Brandon's methodconfirmed: confirmed runner
troy the quarterback and prom king. first of many times the show takes this away from him, it is his whole arc
Checked against the scripts. Stated here and punctured fourteen lines later on this sheet, "You're not prom king anymore, Troy." Then it keeps returning as loss rather than status: S01E06 L188 "You ever miss being a quarterback, Troy? I miss being the best at something", S01E10 L271 "take it from a former prom king", S01E14 L195 "I'd be going from starting quarterback to a guy that twirls around in tights", S01E19 L273 "I have skinny arms for a quarterback."
L193Annie
You're not prom king anymore, Troy. This isn't Riverside High.
L194Troy
How'd you know I went there?
L195Annie
Because you're still wearing your stupid letter jacket, and, more importantly, I sat behind you in Algebra.
L196Troy
Were you that girl that got hooked on pills and then dropped out? You're little Annie Adderall.
Claude, Brandon's methodconfirmed: confirmed, and it inverts
little annie adderall. planted here as a taunt from troy, weaponised by the city college debater later, and by season 5 she is the one handing the pills out
Checked against the scripts. The nickname originates here. S01E09 L216 has an outsider turn it into a taunt song aimed at her from the stage, which is the beat Brandon marked on that sheet. S03E02 L66 throws her younger self back at her, "took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines on our high school football field during a game." S03E15 L75 "You were a pillhead." The inversion is S05E01 L233, where Annie says "I'm helping to hook a whole new batch of little Annies on Adderall", so the insult ends up in her own mouth about someone else.
L197Annie
And you're a stupid jock who lost his scholarship by dislocating both shoulders in a keg stand!
L198Troy
Keg flip! They're very hard to pull off.
L199Annie
Don't talk to me.
L200Troy
You don't know, I'm a legend.
L201Abed
''You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me he said, "Hey, smoke up, Johnny." No, Dad, what about you?!' ''
L202Jeff
Well, uh...that actually was from "."
L203Abed
''Nobody puts Baby in the corner''.
L206Duncan(voice on the phone)
It's Professor Duncan. Come to the parking lot now.
L207Jeff
What's wrong with your voice?
L208Duncan
I'm disguising it.
L209Jeff
I'll be right back. But while I'm gone, you guys need to hash this stuff out. No stone unturned. Go.
L210Duncan
Get in the car.
L211Duncan
Act as if we've either just finished or are yet to begin driving. Every answer to every test in your curriculum this semester.
L212Jeff
I knew you could do it, buddy. Thank you.
L213Duncan
Whoa, there, grabby grabby. What do I get?
L214Jeff
The satisfaction of being even.
L215Duncan
Even, fairness, right, wrong. There is no God. Booyah, booyah.
L216Jeff
Wha-What do you want from me?
L218Jeff
My car for a semester's worth of answers?
L219Duncan
Will it be just a semester, though, Jeff? Won't you be taking the easy way out for the next four years? I want payment in advance. I want leather seats with built-in ball warmers.
L220Jeff
You know, bluffs this weak are how your people lost the colonies.
L221Duncan
Have a nice disbarment hearing.
L222Jeff
What am I supposed to drive?
L223Duncan
You should take this car. It's good for the earth.
L224Jeff
So is wiping your butt with a leaf but it's not how a man gets around.
L225Jeff(mutters)
Golf cart.
L226Britta
It is a disaster in there!
L227Jeff
Yeah. Untutorable. Do you like Thai food? I love Thai food.
L228Britta
Wait. So, so this is a game to you? You put human beings into a state of emotional shambles for a shot at getting in my pants?
L229Jeff
Why can't you see that for the compliment that it is? Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. It was an accident. I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. But how was I supposed to know that you were smart and cool. I mean, you look like Elizabeth Shue.
L230Britta
You're unbelievable.
L231Jeff
What do you want me to do?
L232Britta
Oh, maybe one decent thing could be to go in there and clean up your mess.
L233Jeff
Okay, if I do that, then dinner, right?
L234Britta
Yeah, fine, whatever. As if there's a dinner on earth that could make me forget you are a shallow douche bag.
L235Jeff
Oh, you're gonna eat those words when you see my new car.
L236Jeff
All right, everybody! I wanna say something. Sit down.
L237Shirley
Well, you don't have to yell. I don't appreciate your tone.
L238Jeff
You know what makes humans different from other animals?
L240Pierce
No, no. Come on, bears have feet.
L241Jeff
We're the only species on earth that observes "Shark Week." Sharks don't even observe "Shark Week," but we do. For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you it's name is Steve and go like this.
L243Jeff
And part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting.
L245Jeff
People can find the good in just about anything but themselves. Look at me. It's clear to all of you that I am awesome. But I could never admit that because that would make me an ass. But what I can do is see what makes Annie awesome. She's driven. We need driven people or the lights go out and the ice cream melts. And Pierce, we need guys like Pierce. This guy has wisdom to offer.
L246Pierce
The Dalai Lama and I...
L247Jeff
We should listen to him some time. We wouldn't regret it. And Shirley, Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. Don't test her on that, because that thing about the jukebox was too specific to be improvised. And Troy. Who cares if Troy thinks he's all that? Maybe he is. You think astronauts go to the moon because they hate oxygen? No, they're trying to impress their high school's prom king. And Abed. Abed's a shaman. You ask him to pass the salt, he gives you a bowl of soup. Because you know what? Soup is better. Abed is better. You are all better than you think you are. You are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.
L249Jeff
I want you to look to the person to your left.
L250Jeff
Sorry. Look at the person sitting next to you.
L251Shirley
Look at her? Okay.
L253Jeff
Yeah. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion that you extend to sharks, pencils and Ben Affleck. I want you to say to that person, "I forgive you."
L254Shirley
I forgive you.
L259Pierce
You little twerp.
L260Jeff
Pierce, I'd like you to say, "I forgive you."
L261Shirley
He didn't say it?
L262Pierce(mutters)
I forgive you.
L263Jeff
You've just stopped being a study group. You have become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you a community.
L264Shirley
Oh, that's nice. I like that.
L265Abed
This isn't like Breakfast Club anymore. Now it's like "" or "." Anything with .
L266Jeff
I agree with Abed that tonight has been very special. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have a dinner engagement with Britta. Britta?
L267Britta
I lied. Thanks for calming everyone down. But since you're not a Spanish tutor, just a lying creep who purposely upset everyone in an attempt to get with me, I'd appreciate it if you left and stopped wasting all of our time. Everybody ready?
L268Jeff
Fine. And I'm happy to report that one of the benefits of being a lying creep is having all the answers to tomorrow's test. And I'm happy to share them with anyone whose time I wasted more than they wasted mine.
L269Pierce
Uh, Jeff, if you have all the answers, why the hell did you start this group?
L270Jeff
I don't have a study group Pierce. I made it up.
L271Jeff
Made it up. That's what I do. I make things up. And I got paid a lot of money to do it. Before I came to this school-shaped toilet, I was a lawyer!
L272Shirley
Oh, man, this ruins everything.
L273Abed
You know, I thought you were like Bill Murray in any of his films. But you're more like in any of his films.
L274Jeff
Yeah? Well, you have 's.
L275Abed
What does that mean?
L276Troy
Ha, ha. Ass burger.
L277Annie
It's a serious disorder.
L279Pierce
If it's so serious, why don't they call it meningitis? Heh, heh.
L281Pierce
Heh, heh. Ass burger.
L282Troy
Burger for your ass.
L284Duncan
Jeffrey, before you say anything, you might want to think about the gift you've been given.
L285Jeff
An excuse to punch a hippy?
L286Duncan
No. No, not that. An important lesson, my friend. You see, the tools you acquired to survive out there will not help you here at Greendale. What you have, my friend, is a second chance at an honest life.
L287Jeff
Why are people trying to teach me things at a school that has an express tuition aisle? Give me my keys.
L288Duncan
No, I have to keep your car for the lesson.
L289Duncan
Don't hit me. Please don't hit me. Jeffrey? Jeffrey? Are we cool? Are we cool? We cool.
L290Pierce
I like you, Jeffrey. You remind me of myself at your age.
L292Pierce
You know I've been divorced seven times? Sometimes I think I'm doing something wrong.
Claude, Brandon's methodconfirmed: confirmed runner
seven divorces, said as a joke. first of many times pierce's loneliness is the punchline and then stops being one
Checked against the scripts. The ex-wives keep coming back and the tone shifts each time. S02E20 L147 as a gag, "Pierce married three of his wives after knowing them a month." S03E18 L9 as bile in the will, "To my ex-wife Magda, I leave herpes." S05E03 L250 as the eulogy, "He's survived by many ex-wives and all of us here at Greendale that called him friend", which is the same fact played for grief.
L293Jeff
You keep getting married.
L294Pierce
I never looked at it that way.
L295Jeff
Shouldn't you guys be studying?
L296Troy
Yeah, things got kind of boring after you left. Let me ask you something. People have been clowning me about this jacket since I got here. But, if I take it off to make them happy, that just makes me weak, right?
L297Jeff
Listen, it doesn't matter. You lose the jacket to please them, you keep it to piss them off. Either way, it's for them. That's what's weak.
L298Troy
Whoa. You just wrinkled my brain, man.
L299Pierce
He's good, isn't he?
L301Britta
Shouldn't you be rolling around on a bed covered in test answers?
L302Jeff
I don't have any of the answers. I'm gonna, I'm gonna flunk the test.
L303Troy
If you just, like, study for an hour, it's not that hard. You seem pretty smart. You got a sports coat.
L304Jeff
Well, the funny thing about being smart is you can get through most of life without having to do work. So, uh, I'm not really sure how to do that.
L305Annie
(Looks at Britta and mouths the words) Please? So sad...
L306Britta
(Responds to Annie and mouths the words) He makes me wanna: (Mimes sticking finger down her throat.)
L307Abed
What's going on? Can you guys hear me? Am I deaf? Can you hear me talking right now?
L308Everyone(except abed)
Yes!!!
L310Britta
You know what, Jeff, actually, we didn't get that far without you. So if you wanna come back upstairs...
L312Britta
Well, it is your study group so...
L313Shirley
Come on, let's study.
L317Abed
I'm sorry I called you Michael Douglas and I see your value now.
L318Jeff
Well, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.