Frank Zappa Drum Archive

Transcriptions & analysis · retrieved 28 August 2026
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Everything below is on the Mac at ~/Projects/_outputs/zappa-drum-sources/. Every file was verified byte-complete, JPEG end-of-image marker, PNG IEND chunk, GIF trailer, PDF %%EOF, not merely present on disk. This page is the index; the scores themselves stay local.

The ten sources

#SourceWhat landedFilesSize
1Cruise Ship Drummer
01-cruiseshipdrummer/
18 full-res score pages + 4 PDFs228.1 MB
2DRUM Magazine
02-drummagazine/
10 notation graphics100.3 MB
3Pete Sweeney
03-petesweeney/
9-page Colaiuta PDF16.1 MB
4Drumnet.ru
06-drumnet/
6 charts, 21 pages211.3 MB
5Songsterr
07-songsterr/
50-tab catalog20.0 MB
6zappa-analysis.com
08-analysis/
120 pages, 879 images100985.7 MB
7Steve Vai, Tempo Mental
09-vai/
29 notation examples290.6 MB
8Academic theses
10-academic/
Clement 402pp + Wall 132pp213.8 MB
9Rondo Hatton Report
11-rondo-hatton/
all 13 editions1323.7 MB
10Article text
12-article-text/
7 articles as Markdown70.1 MB

1. Cruise Ship Drummer: Todd Bishop

The Zappa category runs 14 posts across two pages; all 14 were crawled. The scores are full-resolution 2550×3300 Blogger-hosted page scans linked from inside each post body, the thumbnails shown on the page are 247px wide, so the visible image is not the one worth keeping.

PieceDrummerPages
ApostropheJim Gordon1
Beat It With Your FistVinnie Colaiuta2
Bozzio auditions for ZappaTerry Bozzio1
Dancin' Fool (the cool parts)Terry Bozzio1
Don't Eat The Yellow SnowRalph Humphrey1
Even In The Odds (book note)Ralph Humphrey1
Flower Punk (both versions)Jimmy Carl Black / Chad Wackerman4
From the Zone, Bédard's 52 chartsDaniel Bédard2
I'm A Beautiful GuyDavid Logeman1
Rubber ShirtTerry Bozzio1
The Central ScrutinizerVinnie Colaiuta2
The Hawaii 5-O filln/a0
Two linksn/a1
Vinnie Colaiuta Q&AVinnie Colaiuta0
Excerpts by design. Bishop posts pages and sells the complete charts. Flower Punk shows the first 2 of 4 pages per version; both complete transcriptions are $3 via Venmo @todd-bishop-16. The four __pdxdrummer.pdf files are his older full-PDF transcriptions, still live.
Daniel Bédard's 52 charts. The CSD post is the only public artifact, two photos, the stack of 52 and a Zomby Woof page. His own site is a teaching site selling snare methods; the Zappa transcriptions are not published anywhere.

2. DRUM Magazine: Ryan Brown

Full-resolution notation from Groove Analysis: Frank Zappa's Drummers, Who Are The Brain Police?, The Grand Wazoo, Zomby Woof, Andy, Muffin Man, Keep It Greasey, Drowning Witch, plus the three examples from the separate Colaiuta lesson breaking the 19/16 Keep It Greasy groove into 7+5+7. Article prose saved as Markdown.

3. Pete Sweeney

Vinnietranscriptions.pdf, 9 pages. Checked page by page rather than trusted from the filename, it is a Colaiuta bundle, not Zappa-only:

PagesPieceTranscriber
1–2"All Blues", not ZappaJeff Wald
3–5Dong Work For YudaChris Brady
6–9Keep It GreasyMarc Atkinson
Atkinson's Keep It Greasy chart is here in full, worth noting because his Deathless Horsie transcription at Modern Drummer is subscriber-gated.

4. Drumnet.ru

Free page scans for all six Zappa charts the site carries, 21 pages total.

ChartPages
Oh No3
Shut Up And Play Yer Guitar6
Whipping Post2
Muffin Man4
Watermelon In Easter Hay5
Zomby Woof1

6. zappa-analysis.com: Kasper Sloots

The largest haul, and the source that most rewarded a full crawl. 83 album pages led to 1,318 song pages; all 1,401 were fetched. Of those, 120 carry drum or percussion notation, holding 879 images, every one downloaded and validated. Each page's HTML sits beside its images, so the folder browses offline.

It includes dedicated pages for the-black-page-drum-solo.htm and fz-jcb-drum-duet.htm, alongside the four named in the source list.

PageTitleImagesDrum refs
civilization-phaze-iii.htmCivilization Phaze III1826
dance-me-this.htmDance me this1023
uncle-meat.htmUncle Meat1822
the-london-symphony-orchestra.htmThe London Symphony Orchestra2520
chungas-revenge.htmChunga's Revenge1119
shut-up-n-play-yer-guitar.htmShut up 'n play yer guitar1019
ycdtosa5a.htmYCDTOSA vol. V419
the-yellow-shark.htmThe yellow shark2918
ycdtosa5.htmYCDTOSA vol. V418
ahead-of-their-time.htmAhead of their time517
lumpy-gravy.htmLumpy gravy517
roxy-and-elsewhere.htmRoxy and Elsewhere1717
them-or-us.htmThem or us - Sinister footwear1117
200-motels.htm200 Motels4115
joes-garage.htmJoe's garage1415
sheik-yerbouti.htmFrank Zappa, Sheik Yerbouti - Hammersmith Odeon1115
the-lost-episodes.htmThe lost episodes915
zappa-in-new-york.htmZappa in New York2515
leather.htmFrank Zappa, Läther - Baby snakes - Halloween1112
ycdtosa2.htmYCDTOSA vol. II612
drowning-witch.htmShip arriving too late to save a drowning witch811
cruising-with-ruben-and-the-jets.htmCruising with Ruben and the Jets710
halloween.htmOne shot deal, Chicago '78 and Halloween68
hot-rats.htmHot Rats138
imaginary-diseases.htmWazoo, Imaginary diseases and Litte dots.168
the-black-page-drum-solo.htmThe black page drum solo18
were-only-in-it-for-the-money.htmWe're only in it for the money128
apostrophe.htmApostrophe137
freak-out.htmFreak out!147
fz-jcb-drum-duet.htmFZ/JCB drum duet27
guitar.htmGuitar87
orchestral-favorites.htmOrchestral favorites - Studio tan147
studio-tan.htmOrchestral favorites - Studio tan137
the-man-from-utopia.htmThe man from Utopia137
beat-it-with-your-fist.htmBeat it with your fist26
burnt-weeny-sandwich.htmBurnt weeny sandwich116
mos-vacation2.htmMo's vacation, opening26
you-are-what-you-is.htmYou are what you is166
andy2.htmAndy (1988)65
fz-oz.htmFZ:OZ - FZ plays FZ - Joe's series - Philly '7665
harry-as-a-boy.htmHarry-as-a-boy35
help-im-a-rock.htmHelp I'm a rock15
i-was-in-a-drum.htmI was in a drum25
it-cant-happen-here.htmIt can't happen here25
mo-n-herbs-vacation-Ia.htmMo 'n Herbs vacation, main theme35
one-size-fits-all.htmOne size fits all135
rubber-shirt.htmRubber shirt35
while-you-were-art-ii.htmWhile you were art II65
zoot-allures.htmZoot allures375
apostrophe1.htmApostrophe (song), theme14
apostrophe2.htmApostrophe (song), solo section #214
apostrophe3.htmApostrophe (song), solo section #314
greggery-peccary17.htmGreggery Peccary, section74
i-was-a-teenage-malt-shop1.htmThe mystery disc, projects44
mo-n-herbs-vacation-IIIc.htmMo 'n Herbs vacation III, section #124
mo-n-herbs-vacation-Ic.htmMo 'n Herbs vacation, opening24
music-for-low-budget-orchestra1.htmMusic for a low budget orchestra, bars 1-1044
no-no-no.htm"No. No. No."14
overnite-sensation.htmOvernite sensation114
samba-funk.htmSamba funk24
sleep-dirt.htmSleep dirt34
stuff-up-the-cracks.htmStuff up the cracks34
the-massive-improvelence.htmThe massive improve'lence14
the-return-of-the-son-of-the-monster-magnet.htmThe return of the son of the monster magnet24
thing-fish.htmThing-Fish164
tinsel-town-rebellion.htmTinsel town rebellion74
trouble-every-day-1984a.htmTrouble every day (1984), opening34
unit-9.htmUnit 9/A vicious circle34
absolutely-free.htmAbsolutely Free83
does-humor-belong-in-music.htmFrank Zappa. Does humor belong in music?63
frank-zappa-meets-the-mothers-of-prevention.htmFrank Zappa meets the mothers of prevention133
funky-nothingness.htmQuaudiophiliac83
hr-2911.htmH.R. 291113
index.html113
jazz-from-hell.htmJazz from hell153
porn-wars1.htmPorn wars, section #123
the-perfect-stranger.htmThe perfect stranger (Boulez conducts Zappa)163
waka-jawaka.htmWaka/Jawaka93
bongo-fury.htmBongo fury132
dog-meat.htmDog/Meat32
fillmore-east.htmFillmore East, June 197162
goat-polo.htmGoat polo22
just-another-band-from-la.htmJust another band from L.A.92
make-a-jazz-noise-here.htmThe best band you never heard in your life - Make a jazz noise here52
mo-n-herbs-vacation-Ib.htmMo 'n Herbs vacation, section32
the-best-band-you-never-heard-in-your-life.htmThe best band you never heard in your life72
the-grand-wazoo.htmThe grand wazoo62
you-cant-do-that-on-stage-anymore.htmYou can't do that on stage anymore82
bob-in-dacron3.htmBob in dacron, bars 106-11751
bob-in-dacron4.htmBob in dacron, bars 253-25721
broadway-the-hard-way.htmBroadway the hard way111
correspondance.htmE-mail, Hard copies, Corrections61
cucamonga.htmCucamonga years141
dong-work-for-yuda2.htmDong work for Yuda (1989)41
duprees-paradise1.htmDupree's paradise (1984), bars 5-1311
echidnas-arf-of-you1.htmEchidna's arf (of you)21
frank-zappa-paul-buff.htmPaul Buff, Original sound, Pal records31
g-spot-tornado2.htmG-spot tornado (1992)31
greggery-peccary5.htmGreggery Peccary, mvt. III41
harry-youre-a-beast2.htmHarry you're a beast (1969)41
is-there-anything-good-inside-of-you1.htmIs there anything good inside of you?, opening81
move-it-or-park-it.htmMove it or park it21
music-for-low-budget-orchestra5.htmMusic for a low budget orchestra, solo31
outrage-at-valdez.htmOutrage at Valdez71
pedros-dowry7.htmPedro's dowry, bars 63-7221
playground-psychotics.htmPlayground psychotics91
run-home-slow1.htmRun home, slow41
sad-jane2.htmSad Jane, section31
shelves.htmOn the shelves41
shut-up-n-play-yer-guitar-title-track1.htmShut up 'n play your guitar some more21
sinister-footwear-i-1.htmSinister footwear I, bars 1-1111
sinister-footwear-i-4.htmSinister footwear I, samples31
the-dub-room-special.htmThe dub room special - Halloween 8131
the-jazz-discharge-party-hats.htmThe jazz discharge party hats31
the-mystery-disc.htmThe mystery disc41
the-ocean-is-the-ultimate-solution3.htmThe ocean is the ultimate solution, F Dorian section31
uncle-meat-1992b.htmUncle Meat, coda (1992)31
watermelon-in-easter-hay-1979.htmWatermelon in Easter hay (1979)11
wolf-harbor1b.htmWolf Harbor, percussion sample11
ycdtosa5b.htmYou can't do that on stage anymore31

7. Steve Vai: Tempo Mental

29 notation examples covering nested tuplets, metric modulation, displaced rhythms and interrupted polyrhythms, the notation decisions Vai developed transcribing for Zappa, which is unusually direct evidence about how the hard rhythmic passages were heard and written down.

8. Academic

WorkPagesSizeVerified content
Brett Clement, A Study of the Instrumental Music of Frank Zappa, Cincinnati 4025.8 MB 831 × "Zappa", 56 × "Black Page", 18 × "polymeter", 11 × "Drowning Witch"
Ben Wall, Inca Roads: The Musical Worlds of Frank Zappa, Huddersfield MA 1328.0 MB 626 × "Zappa", 179 × "Inca Roads"

9. The Rondo Hatton Report

All 13 quarterly editions, December 2009 through December 2012, 23.7 MB.

The linked host is dead. Ten of the thirteen PDFs are linked to rhreport.net, which now answers HTTP 200 and returns a 114-byte HTML stub for every file, so the download looks successful and contains nothing. All thirteen were recovered instead from the afka.net mirror at /Stuff/Rondo_Hatton_Report/.

5. Songsterr: 50 drum tabs

The catalog is far larger than either source list suggested: 50 Zappa drum transcriptions, against the 6–17 named. Community-made, so every hard passage still needs checking against the recording and against published notation.

#SongTab
1Alien Orifices68246
2Andys21495
3Black Napkinss59089
4Bobby Brown Goes Downs506656
5Camarillo Brillos412176
6Catholic Girlss749523
7Charlies Enormous Mouths5799448
8City Of Tiny Litess68251
9Cosmik Debriss412177
10Cosmik Debris Lives1154774
11Disco Boys1821195
12Dont Eat The Yellow Snows35866
13Drowning Witchs620961
14Echidnas Arf Of Yous35891
15Father Oblivions35864
16Fembot In A Wet T Shirts748459
17Five Five Fives2983241
18Hungry Freaks Daddys35880
19Im The Slime 1s4663113
20Im The Slimes642618
21Inca Roadss412178
22Inca Roads Helsinki Reallys2824994
23Joes Garages187096
24Joes Garages615252
25Keep It Greaseys604777
26Lucille Has Messed My Mind Ups187088
27Montanas35870
28Montana Lives1381052
29Muffin Mans35886
30Oh Nos35884
31Packard Gooses35875
32Peaches En Regalias35889
33Sinister Footwear Iis21874
34Son Of Mr Green Geness35898
35St Alfonzos Pancake Breakfasts35892
36The Black Page 1 2 Zappa Plays Zappas958478
37The Black Page 2s35874
38The Black Pages1105085
39The Gumbo Variationss1223393
40Transylvania Boogies2085601
41Uncle Meat Main Title Themes5601351
42Uncle Remuss35894
43Waka Jawakas1252762
44Watermelon In Easter Hays35881
45Whats New In Baltimores35887
46Why Does It Hurt When I Pees3098900
47Willie The Pimps35896
48Wonderful Winos3436976
49Zomby Woofs412162
50Zoot Alluress35883

Corrections to the source list

ClaimWhat the files show
"Barry Wall's The Musical Worlds of Frank Zappa" The author is Ben Wall. Huddersfield MA thesis, 2011.
Drumnet supplies Zappa charts at the IDs on its group page Three of the nine linked IDs are cross-promotion: The Cranberries "Zombie", Dolly Parton "9 to 5", Michael Jackson "Billie Jean". Identified by title after download and set aside.
Pete Sweeney's PDF contains Dong Work for Yuda and Keep It Greasy True, from page 3 on. Pages 1–2 are a non-Zappa Colaiuta chart, so the file is a bundle rather than a Zappa pair.
Rondo Hatton essays download from the report index Ten of thirteen links point at a dead host that answers 200 with an HTML stub. Recovered from the afka.net mirror.
Songsterr covers roughly a dozen-plus drum parts 50 drum tabs.
zappa-analysis "contains more drum material than its main page suggests" Confirmed and quantified: 120 pages, 879 notation images.

Not downloaded, and why

SourceReason
The Frank Zappa Guitar Book (Hal Leonard / Munchkin 1982) In-print commercial book, 302pp, transcribed by Steve Vai. Not obtainable as a download. The full 22-composition contents list was captured as text.
Modern Drummer, The Deathless Horsie Article prose downloaded; Atkinson's notation is subscriber-gated.
DrumSetSheetMusic Zappa collection Paid marketplace with a JS-rendered index; it links out to per-chart vendors and hosts nothing free.
Songsterr tab files Playable in-browser; Guitar Pro export needs a Plus account. Catalogued with direct URLs instead.
Globalia (donlope.net/fz) A reference wiki about recordings and personnel, not a document set, no drum notation to fetch.
Cruise Ship Drummer complete charts Excerpt-only by design; $3 via Venmo for the full transcriptions.